Galley maids lament.

Calm at sea
The life for me
Follow the land
Start a band
Sails flapping
Captain napping
Too much rum
Dodgy tum
Heads are musty
Towels are fusty
Whilst we sail
Children wail
Love boat tea
But need a pee
Anchor dragging
No chance of shagging
Spirits fizzle
Whilst it doth drizzle

EM pre trip